Tossing Salt Presents:
Questions By Casper IV
August 13, 2021
DougMaynard.com

Over on Twitter, there is a very interesting and creative man by the name of Tyler Casper who likes to ask questions of his followers. And since I like to answer questions, well here we are. Go follow Casper on Twitter at @Ghostly_Host. You’ll be glad you did. And now join me as I answer just a few of the questions recently asked. It’s Questions By Casper IV and it begins right here and now.

What is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word “race”?

Two or more people competing in a competition who see who’s faster… And Congresswoman Aunty Crazy Pants of CA. playing the race card with anyone who disagrees with her and screaming “Impeach 45”.

Do you have a Twitter boyfriend/girlfriend?

No, but if any of you cute guys are interested in maybe pursuing a Twitter relationship, hit me up. Let’s talk.

Have you ever played hard ball?

If you mean by cutting out the BS and getting very serious, no games and straight to business, it has happened once or twice when it was absolutely necessary.

Have you ever played hard to get?

I don’t play – I AM hard to get. Unless you’re cute, have sexy eyes, or want to put out with the booty. And then we can talk.

What is a phrase you’d like to see me put on a coffee mug?

How about taking a page from Auntie Crazy Pants and going “Impeach 46… and his crazy little Ho too!”

Have you ever been lost in the woods?

Yeah, but I followed a trail of breadcrumbs, came upon a cottage made of candy, met this old woman with warts and a cackle, and had a cold Bud Light with her while we talked about who was better, the Horsemen or the nWo. She was a wrestling fan.

Have you ever had a migraine?

Nope. Just cats, dogs, hamsters, gerbils, and a hermit crab named Tarheel.

How do you eat Oreo cookies?

By placing them into my mouth and taking a bite, chewing, and swallowing. Repeat until the cookie is gone.

Who actually wrote The Bible?

Men who were writing what they believed to be the words of God and were directed by our Lord to put pen to paper and write those words down.

If you had to marry one for life, which would it be, Mary Ann or Ginger?

Are those my only choices? I think I’d rather be with Gilligan. But if my only two options were Ginger or Mary Ann, I’d go with Mary Ann. She knows how to cook and I do like to eat.

What would be another name for ice cream?

Sherbert.

What is the best invention?

Ketchup. It just makes everything better.

What do you think was the darkest period in USA history?

The months following the sham of a Presidential election in November, 2020 to the present.

What is the best scent for a woman?

Food cooking on the stove because she knows her man is hungry.

What is the best scent for a man?

Fresh out of the shower, a soapy,shampooed, clean smell.

Have you ever “tailed” someone?

Followed them without their knowledge? Do I look like a stalker to you? Of course, I have.

Have you ever felt “comfortably numb”?

That’s how I go through most of my life, dealing with the madness and craziness that is my existence.

What is your least favorite sport?

Either baseball, the NBA, or the NFL. It’s not so much the sport, but how it’s all become so polarized and political nowadays. The activists have destroyed everything that was good about each of these sports and I find that I just don’t care anymore, not in the slightest.

What is your favorite sport?

It’s not so much a sport as a very athletic presentation, but professional wrestling will always be to me the king of sports.

Have you ever won a trophy for something?

Yes, I have and it wasn’t just for participating. I won it because I won, as it should be.

And there you go. My thanks to Casper for the questions and to you for reading. Until the next time, take care of yourself and stay safe. I’ll see you on the flip side.

Ubuntu!