Questions By Casper: Booze, Body Waste & More…

Tossing Salt Presents:
Questions By Casper
Booze, Body Waste & More
November 23, 2021

Casper supplied the questions. I’ve got the answers. It’s Questions By Casper, and it all starts right here and right now. Let’s do this.

Did you ever forge your parents’ names?

Oh hell yes. Back in school, when they still accepted notes from the parents, I could do my step-father’s signature better than he could. I could do my Mom’s too, but not quite as well. I was quite the master at the art of parent-forgery.

Have you ever drank milk from an utter?

Eew! That is disgusting to even think of. I drink milk from the jug, like a normal person.

Democrats make me sick! Who can say the same?

There is nothing wrong with being a Democrat. Hell, I’m technically one since I’m still registered as a Democrat. Being a Democrat is fine just so long as you don’t vote for Democrats or buy into their insane entitlement bills, mandates, persecution of the Constitution, and all who believe in it, especially the First and Second Amendments, and the nonsense that they spot constantly about multiple genders, immigration and the Mexican Border, parental rights or lack thereof, CRT, Global warming and climate change (it’s a farce) and people “paying their fair share”. All lies and spin as they pad their own pockets, and attempt to maintain power over you and me. Yeah, they make me sick. I haven’t voted for one since 1984, but I really need to change my registration. Oy vey!

Have you ever peed purple?

No, I can’t say that I have.

Have you ever pooped a rainbow?

No. I can honestly say that I’ve never looked in the toilet after taking a big dump and seen a rainbow. Do I look like a skittles-eating unicorn to you?

If the power grid was attacked, would you be ok?

Hell if I know. I live in NC.

Have you ever made your own vodka?

No, and why would I? I work in a liquor store.

Have you ever made your own whiskey?

No, and why would I? I work in a liquor store.

Have you ever made your own wine?

Have you ever thought of using wind power to power your home?

Where would I put the windmill? Too many trees so that would be a no.

Have you ever thought of going with solar power to power your home?

Again, too many trees and shade. So that would be another no.

Have you ever used a boogie board?

What is that? A homemade stage made of 2x4s and plywood made for the specific act of dancing and shaking your booty? I can’t say that I have. And the thing you use in the water, I’ve never used that before either.

What is your comfy clothes style?

Shorts and a t-shirt, just as I”m wearing right now.

What is your favorite USA state?

Well, we have an idiot Governor, but I’ve been living in NC for 55 years now. I’m Ohio-born, but Carolina bred. I have to go with North Carolina. Go UNC! Tarheel 4 Life!

What is the most useless thing they teach in schools?

Common Core math, Critical Race Theory, and Algebra. Never used it and probably never will.

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and any questions are welcome. Until the next time, take care and stay safe. I’ll see you in the lunch room.


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