Tossing Salt Presents:
Questions By Casper
Manners, Material & More
December 10, 2021
DougMaynard.com

On Twitter, a man is formerly known as Casper, but now available for your entertainment pleasure at @ghostly_host, likes to ask a lot of questions. He’s like a three-year-old when you have a million other things to do. Just kidding, but he will ask questions. And me, I like to answer them. And that brings us to where we are now. This is “Questions By Casper”. Let’s do this.

What is the worst specialist doctor to have to go and see?

The butt doctor, aka the Proctologist. Anytime you have to have something stuck up your butt, without dinner and alcohol first, it’s not a pleasant experience.

Do you have good bedside manners?

I have better in-bed manners, but I always try to be polite and respectful, regardless of the place or situation.

Would you break the law to help a friend?

It depends on which law and which friend we’re speaking of. For my bro-son, absolutely. For a few select others, most likely. And for the rest of my acquaintances and associates, maybe, but not likely.

What is your favorite starburst flavor?

I like the orange and the red ones.

What is the best material to feel against your skin?

Other skin. No, that’s not a material, is it? I like soft and comfy so a big felt or cotton blanket is always good.

What kind of music do you think is God’s favorite?

What is your favorite pastime activity?

Your boyfriend. Just kidding (maybe). Let’s go with reading and writing.

What is your favorite brat?

I like ’em big, plump, juicy, and just barely able to fit in my mouth. I guess Oscar Meyer, but your boyfriend works just as well.

What is your favorite color from when you were little?

When I was little, it was Carolina Blue. I still love that color, but my favorites now are purple, black, and hot pink.

Do you like talking about yourself?

When doing Q&As and things of that nature, I don’t mind, but in person, I despise it and will try to deflect or change the conversation to some other topic if possible.

What is your favorite grilled food?

Hamburgers and steak. I love my meats.

What is your favorite thing to ask people when meeting them for the first time?

Do you ever Google people?

Oh hell yeah. If I just meet someone or think of a person from days passed, I’ll google them in a flash to find out where they are, how to contact them if I get the urge, if they’re habitual criminals, etc.

What is your favorite word spelled backward?

Tsiom! Not really, but I know that word makes some people cringe so I decided to go with it anyhow.

What is the grossest material to feel against your skin?

Have you ever stepped in dog poop barefoot? Well, there you go. Oh, wait, again not a material. Silk. I know some people love it, but it’s cold and slippery and while it looks great, give me an old comforter anytime.

What is your favorite seasoning?

Seasoning Salt is a wonderful thing. Adobe is as well. And of course, garlic powder. Can’t go wrong with any of the three.

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, or any questions you may have about anything, feel free to give me a shout and let me know. Until the next time, take care and stay safe. I’ll see you on the other side.

Ubuntu!