Tossing Salt Presents:
5 Questions: The Twitter Edition
December 12, 2021
DougMaynard.com

For today’s Q&A, I decided to go to Twitter for a few questions. I looked down my timeline and the first five questions I came across, that’s what I decided to go with. It’s 5 Questions and it’s the Twitter edition and it all starts right now.

Had you ever heard of Jussie Smollett before he faked his hate crime?

To be honest, nope. I’ve heard of the series Empire, but I didn’t care to watch it and never have. And Smollett? Until the news broke about his “attack” in Chicago, I wouldn’t have known him from anyone else. Well, he wanted to be more famous so at least that part of his plan worked. The rest of it though? Enjoy prison life Jussie.

I think we need a conservative version of “The View”. What four ladies do you think should take the slots?

Four ladies for a much better and more conservative version of The View? I wish Joan Rivers was still alive because she would be perfect, but alas, she’s moved on to that great Improv stage in the sky. So my picks for a show like this would be Candace Owens, Ann Coulter, Greta Van Susteren, and to be fair and give the left a voice, Kathie Lee Gifford. She’s from Hollywood, right? And there you go.

Who would win in a street fight? Biden vs Fauci?

If those two fought and whooped the crap out of each other, the winners would be our country to have those two out of commission for a while. But if we had to have a winner between the two, Biden, aka Corn Pop, would win. Crazy people are dangerous and Biden is about as bat-shit crazy as you get.

Could you be friends with anyone that doesn’t Believe In God?

I can be friends with anyone if they’re a decent and cool person and are straight up with me. I don’t mind a few differences of opinion. I don’t agree with that particular idea because I know God is real and is our creator. That’s my belief and how I feel. I don’t expect everyone to agree with me, but so long as we can agree to disagree and the other person isn’t a pinhead or jackass, we’ll be okay.

How does CNN manage to hire so many dirtbags?

They don’t look for journalists. They look for friends of friends and the lowest of the low that will toe the line, spread the agenda, and keep to the narrative that they want. If a person speaks well, but is otherwise bat-shit crazy, CNN wants them! If a person has no morals or character, CNN wants them. And if they show the slightest bit of journalistic integrity, CNN will show them the door and get rid of them as quickly as possible. Just look at what passes for journalism on their network. Anderson Cooper? Don Lemon? Jake Tapper? Really? Really? Really? I rest my case.

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and any questions are welcome and appreciated. Until the next time, take care and stay safe. I’ll see you on the flip side.

Ubuntu!