Tossing Salt Presents:
Questions By Casper
Presents, Fish, Conversations & More
January 6, 2022
DougMaynard.com

There is a place called Twitter, where resides a man by the name of Casper. He likes to ask questions. You can see for yourself at @Ghostly_host. Follow him. I like to answer questions. Thus, here we are. It’s Questions By Casper. Let’s do this.

What is the best thing you’ve ever gotten for a birthday present?

A small kitten that my brother had snagged off of someone’s porch because he felt I needed a cat. I had Stinky for 19 years. Truly an amazing present and kitty.

What is the worst thing you’ve ever gotten for a birthday present?

Danny unzipped his pants and offered himself. I wasn’t impressed.

When is it too late to take a nap?

It is never too late to take a nap. Power naps are our friends.

What is the dirtiest job you’ve ever had?

Delivering newspapers was a dirty job. Working at the Nic’s on Fridays (fish days), was by far the worst smelling place I ever worked.

What is the best type of fish to catch?

The Magic Fish that grants you wishes when you set them free. I remember reading a book when I was a kid. The man didn’t want much. His wife was too greedy and they ended up losing everything.

Do you have a favorite hard candy flavor?

I love me some red hot cinnamon candies.

What is your favorite go-to snack?

I like apples, chips, popcorn, and many other things, but my favorite is a Moon Pie.

What is something big that you see happening this year?

I’ll be getting a new foot probably within the next month and before all is said and done, I’ll be starting a wrestling-only website. I have it ready to go, but I’m just waiting for when the time is right.

What is the weirdest conversation you’ve ever had sober?

Any and every conversation with my bro-son usually manages to get out there and kind of weird. We don’t need alcohol or drugs to be weirdos. It’s just a gift that comes naturally.

What is the weirdest conversation you’ve ever had with your in-laws?

I never had any in-laws to have weird conversations with, but I’ve had some odd conversations with the brother of the man I once wanted to marry. It was so awkward and weird, and uncomfortable. We were friends and he was cool, but me and his brother being together kind of freaked him out. A cool memory. RIP Shane.

What is your favorite color from when you were little?

Carolina Blue, repping for the UNC Tarheels. That and black.

Do you like talking about yourself?

In-person, not so much, but look at this site. It’s wrestling, some politics, and lots of me-me-me.

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and any questions, then feel free and give me a shout. Until the next time, take care and be good. I’ll see you at the bar.

Ubuntu!