Tossing Salt Presents:
Exes, In-Laws, Actors & More
January 17, 2022
Are you ready for a short and fun Q&A? Okay, maybe it’s not really short, but it should be fun. It’s a hot seat discussion about relationships, the Ex, and all sorts of good stuff. Are you ready? Let’s do this.
You and your EX are alone in a room for an hour.
What will happen?
It depends on which Ex you’re speaking of, but most likely, it would be just lots of talking, catching up, apologies back and forth, and then maybe a quickie. And if it’s Danny, it’ll definitely be quick because he had that problem. He should probably see a doctor.
What’s ONE lesson your ex taught you?
Steve Austin said it and the assorted Exes reinforced it. “Don’t trust anyone!”. ‘Nuff said!
Is it important to have sex with someone you love to tell them that you love them?
Not at all. I have many people I love that I’ve never had nor have any desire to have sex with. It’s being there, helping out when possible, being honest with them, and every so often just saying the words. Sex is but one way and that’s reserved for the romantic interests, or the very hot ones, and not the rest.
What’s the most savage revenge you’ve seen someone take on their ex?
I’ve seen women get even by screwing their Ex’s brother and in one case, sleeping with the daddy after her ex pissed her off. That was pretty savage.
How much influence should in-laws have over a married couple?
Very little. If a couple marries, that generally means that they’re both adults and grown and are old enough to run their own lives and make their own decisions. In-laws can offer advice and help on occasion, but they need to let their kids make their own mistakes and live their own lives.
What is the most obvious lie you have ever been told?
Danny told me that he loved me. So did Chris. Yeah, and guess how that worked out? Assholes!
What makes a man instantly unattractive?
Being a liar. Anything else can be worked around, but if a person can’t be honest, they’re not worth dealing with and have to go.
What kills any relationship instantaneously?
I just answered that one. Lies and not being honest.
In your opinion, who is the most iconic actor of your lifetime?
James Dean. Oh wait, it says in my lifetime. Tough question, but not really. Let’s go with Johnny Depp.
What are you good and bad at?
I’m good at being me. I’m also very bad at it sometimes too. Being Dougie, it’s a dirty job, but someone has to do it.
And there you go. My thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, or any questions you may have about this or anything at all, feel free and give me a shout. Until the next time, take care and be safe. I’ll see you at the Kiki Bar.