Tossing Salt Presents:
5 Questions
Idiots In Charge, Catchy Songs & More
February 12, 2022
DougMaynard.com

In a world full of questions, I have a few of the answers. Well, at least five of them. It’s Five Questions. Let’s do this.

How did we end up with so many truly incompetent people in charge? Serious question.

Incompetent people are being elected by entitled people who believe the spin and don’t want the perks to stop. Rather than research and think independently, too many people are mindless sheep and vote for what sounds good rather than reality. And those who are in it for power and gain rather than helping and love win the elections and gain control as a result. It’s not pretty, but it is what it is.

What is the catchiest kids song?

My apologies for this, but break out the Baby Shark.

What is your favorite fruit juice?

Orange of course. It’s not just for breakfast anymore. I remember the commercials.

Sylvester Stallone’s daughters, Sophia and Sistine, revealed on their podcast that they have asked their dad to send break-up texts for them. Would you ever rely on a family member for this task?

Maybe if my father was Rambo, but he’s not. I don’t even like my family knowing what I had for breakfast, much less getting involved in my relationships. If I have something to say or do, I’ll do it myself as a man should. Let’s leave the family out of it.

If you were offered the position of mayor of your city, would you take it?

I’ve always joked about this and said no, but to be honest, right here and right now, Laurinburg, the town where I’ve lived most of the past 41 years, needs new leadership. Our current Mayor is a joke at best, and the rest of the local leaders aren’t much better, to be honest. Would I be the ideal candidate? Probably not, but I would give it 100%, work hard to make this city a better place, and be honest to the citizens whether it’s what they want to hear or not. With me, what you see is what you get. I’m not politically correct. I don’t play well with others. And my mouth would get me in trouble quite often. But would I be Mayor of Laurinburg if offered the spot? Hell to the yeah!

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and any questions you may have are welcome and appreciated. Until the next time, be safe and be good. Vote for Dougie! And I’ll see you on the other side.

Ubuntu!