Tossing Salt Presents:
Questions By Casper
Body Wash, Buffalo & More
February 23, 2022
DougMaynard.com

A long time ago, I was on Twitter and I came across a man who shares a name with a friendly ghost. This man is extremely cool and I found him to be entertaining. He also likes to ask a lot of questions. And since I like to answer questions, a bond was formed. Go check him out on Twitter at @Da_Ghostly_Host. Add him and he follows back. And now, as I said, he asks questions. I answer them. And here we are. Let’s do this.

How old do you have to be before you can start saying “Remember the good ole days?”

At least 5 years old, but if you choose, you can wait until you’re 7 or 8.

On balance, has social media been a net positive or negative in society?

Negative. People don’t know how to talk or truly interact anymore. Social media has destroyed the art of being social. It’s true. It’s damn true!

What do you think President Trump’s next campaign slogan will be?

I told you so. Now, let’s clean up this damn mess!

How long of a day is a long day to you?

It varies, but a day that I can’t get done what I need to get done, or am forced to do things that I’d rather now, that’s a long day.

Who in their right mind would vote Democrat now?

In their right mind, absolutely no one, but maybe if they’re drunk or lazy wanting a hand-out their entitled idiot selves, they might mark the D on the ballot. And then when it all goes to shit, blame everyone but themselves.

What is the easiest meal to make?

All meals are easy if you order pizza. It’s not just for breakfast anymore.

What is your favorite body wash scent?

I like lightly scented fruit flavors or cinnamon vanilla. I just want to smell good.

What is your favorite store-bought dessert?

I love me some pecan pie.

Have you ever eaten buffalo?

Actually, I have, in the form of beef jerky. It wasn’t that bad.

Do you always read things before you respond?

Not all the time, but most of the time, I do.

What is the most fun road trip you’ve ever been on?

A trip to Washington DC with Alex and Wakana way back in 1989. It involved foreign visitors, crappy food, a cheap motel room, lots of drinking, the Japanese Embassy, projectile vomiting, and some guys from South Africa. The entire three-day trip was absolutely epic.

What is your favorite thing to snack on that most would think is weird?

As of late, tangerine slices and grapes have become my favorite late-night snack. Peanut butter on crackers is pretty good too.

What is your favorite space-centered TV show?

I don’t watch much TV anymore, but I did recently binge-watch Legends of Tomorrow on Netflix. They travel time more than going into space, but it’s a good show.

Will you go to Truth Social once it launches?

I think it’s a safe bet that I’ll have an account over there before long. Twitter and their Nazi-style policing tactics keep suspending me. They totally suck ass and the Truth Social site seems like it might be a good alternative.

What is your all-time favorite song?

Alice Cooper’s “I Never Cry!”. That song used to be so me. Of course, now I cry quite frequently, but it’s still an amazing song.

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and any questions you may have are welcome and appreciated. Until the next time, take care and be good. I’ll see you at the bar.

Ubuntu!