Tossing Salt Presents:
Top Ten List
How Dumb Is Joe Biden?
March 29, 2022
President Joe Biden. How dumb is this man? Well, he’s dumb. Very dumb. He’s so dumb, I came up with a top-ten list describing how dumb he is. Are you ready? Let’s do this.
Top Ten Examples of How Dumb Joe Biden Truly Is…
Joe Biden is dumb! (How dumb is he?)
- He is so dumb, he took the Pepsi challenge and chose JIF.
- He is so dumb, he couldn’t tell you which way an elevator was going if he had two choices
- He is so dumb, his intellect is only rivaled by garden tools.
- He is so dumb, he put two M&M’s in her ears and thought he was listening to Eminem.
- He is so dumb, he thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new burger at McDonald’s.
- He is so dumb, he took his dog to Pet Smart to get an IQ test (and the dog scored much higher than him).
- He is so dumb, he picked Dunkin’ Donuts as his favorite basketball team.
- He is so dumb, he cut open a pineapple and yelled, “Spongebob, where are you?”.
- He is so dumb, she thought a runny nose was an exercise.
- He is so dumb, he called Hunter Biden “the smartest man I know!”
And there you go. Our Resident of the United States, the man who allegedly got 81 million votes. Yeah, he’s a winner, folks.
Just for fun, here’s a couple of Joe Biden is so dumb jokes that didn’t make the Top Ten cut, but are worthy anyhow.
He is so dumb, he thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing development.
He is so dumb, dementia got “the Biden”.
He is so dumb, He studies for a rectal exam.
He is so dumb, not even Google can translate him.
And this is where I’m closing it up. Any comments, thoughts, or questions are welcome and appreciated. And if you have any jokes to share, that would be appreciated too. Until the next time, take care and be good. I’ll see you at the ballot box. Let’s Go, Bra
ndon! Take care.