Tossing Salt Presents:
Ultimate Wrestling Q&A
Kenny Omega, John Cena, Paige & More
June 11, 2022
DougMaynard.com

Looking at these questions, it’s going to get weird. It’s the Ultimate Wrestling Q&A. Let’s do this.

You’re going to “smoke weed” with three legends of wrestling. Name the rotation.

I’m not a fan of smoking the weed and would personally prefer a cold beer, but hell, to smoke with the legends of wrestling, I’m down. So who would it be and how would the rotation go? RVD starts us off because you know he’s got the good stuff. Then it goes to R-Truth because you know he’d be laughing and tripping and having a good time. Next would be my spot and I’d take a drag before passing it to AEW’s Griff Garrison. I don’t know if he smokes, but he strikes me as someone who may partake and would be cool so he’ll be the one to round out our circle. He passes it back to RVD and the cycle continues.

Which wrestlers would make the best news team? Male anchor Female anchor Weather Sport(s)?

An all-wrestler news team? Hmmmm. How about the anchors would be William Regal and Asuka. We’d have Broken Matt Hardy doing the weather and MVP taking care of the sports.

Would you rather sit ringside for Wrestlemania and be the manager for a superstar of your choosing or have tickets for every televised event?

I hate crowds and traveling so I’d rather just have the manager’s job at Mania instead of constantly having to go to the shows. And the person I’d be managing? How about Seth Rollins.

If Kenny Omega was to return at Forbidden Door, how would you like to see it happening?

I’d like to see Omega walk out, get a mic, and start talking, only for FTR to hit the ring and get in his face. And then, while he’s distracted, a hooded figure runs into the ring and nails Omega with a loaded tennis racket. Then the mystery man pulls the hood back and it’s Jim Cornette. Cornette and FTR beat the crap out of Omega and then toss him out to the floor, while Cornette cuts a legit pipe-bomb promo on Omega, Tony Khan, the Hardly Boys, etc.

Dream rock-paper-scissors 3-Way match, The Rock vs Kip Sabian vs Anthony Bowens. Who wins and why?

I like Sabian and I like Bowens, but the Rock is the most electrifying man in sports entertainment for a reason and he would definitely lay the smackdown on their candy asses. Rock wins.

John Cena versus The Invisible Man. Who wins?

I can’t see a finish for this match because it would just be an empty ring. So no-contest.

Paige is leaving WWE. Thoughts?

Paige announced on her Twitter page that her last day with WWE will be on July 7th. I don’t think this really surprises anyone or should come as any kind of shock. She hasn’t wrestled since 2017 and I think the biggest surprise is that WWE kept her on contract for so long. Paige has hinted about wanting to return the ring and so long as she’s part of WWE, that’s not going to happen. She’s only 29 years old and I’m guessing she’s taking advantage and going back to inside the ring to see if she’s still got it. Paige makes good money from Twitch and several other outside ventures so giving up that WWE money isn’t a big deal. I just say more power to her and the best of luck and good wishes. It’ll be interesting to see where she ends up next.

And there you go. My thanks for reading. Comments, thoughts, and any questions you may have are welcome and appreciated. And with that, I’m going to be like The Crusher and Bruiser. I’m history. Take care and be safe and I’ll see you at the matches.

Ubuntu!