Ten Questions: An Atheist President, Musical Artists, Conflict & More

Tossing Salt Presents:
Ten Questions
December 8, 2022
DougMaynard.com

Does anyone else enjoy answering random questions? I most certainly do and here, right now, I’m going to do just that. These questions all come from my Twitter feed and I’m going to take a crack at ten of them, just because I can. Enjoy!

When people find out about your job, what annoying thing do they always say?

Usually, they ask for “free samples” or “Can I get your discount?”. I work in a liquor store.

Would YOU vote for an openly Atheist Presidential candidate?

I honestly don’t know. I’m not big on organized religion myself, but I do believe and have faith in God. I know he’s real and to see someone with no faith at all, that disturbs me. I really shouldn’t and can’t judge, but it just doesn’t seem right to me. How can this person lead & look out for others if they’re empty inside if they’re not empty, what fills them up that isn’t religion or God? It’s not a total disqualification of a person as a Presidential candidate for me, but it would make me think long and hard about that person and if they’re truly a President I’d want to have or support.

When you read “Canadian Destroyer” what’s the first thing that comes to mind?

The flippy piledriver made famous by Petey Williams while he was a part of TNA Impact Wrestling.

Will the American people ever know the truth about Paul Pelosi?

What truth? That he likes to get hammered, both literally and figuratively by younger men? We’ll probably never get the full story, but I think we already know.

Explain to me as a novice how Kemp can win the Governorship of Georgia and Walker can lose.

It’s very simple. Democrats cheat! ‘Nuff said!

What is your favorite post-2000 band or artist?

I think it would be a collection of men and women. Yelawolf, Struggle Jennings, Caitlynne Curtis, and Jelly Roll. All amazing talents who are unique, insightful, and can sing the hell out of some songs.

Do you listen to music while you work?

We constantly have music playing, so yes. And the past two nights I’ve worked, it’s been Christmas music. sighs I like the music, but it’s just too soon. Bah humbug!

What is your favorite vegetable dish?

I guess saying a cute guy in a wheelchair would be politically incorrect and wrong, right? Yes, I thought so. So I’ll just go with a safe answer instead. Corn. Corn is good, right? So there you go.

Are you more likely to avoid conflict or engage in it head-on?

I usually try to avoid conflict because if I do actively engage, it never ends well.

Why do men expect sex after a romantic dinner date?

Because we’re men and men are obsessed with sex. It’s who we are and what we do. I give you a shot bottle, then I want the booty. No apologies for being human and real. Women are just as bad, but usually just not as open or honest about it.

And there you go. Short, simple, and to the point, but always fun. Any comments, thoughts, or random questions about anything at all that you’d like to give me a crack at, give me a shout and I will. Nothing is off-limits. And with that, I’m out of here. Thanks for reading. Have a great night and I’ll see you in the morning.

Ubuntu!

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